There’s a bakery by my house called Stickmydickinit Bakery. I drove by today and saw they were having a going-out-of-business blowout.
I went inside and said, “Hey, why are you guys going out business?”
The guy looked at me and said, “Seriously? You don’t have a clue why?”
“No.”
“The owner, Larry Stickmydickinit, is retiring and moving to Florida.”
I ordered two dozen creme-filled eclairs. While the counter guy was wrapping up my order, I saw a guy in the back using his penis to stir some batter.
“Shouldn’t he be wearing a hairnet?” I said.
“Probably.”
